witches of eastwick

"Can I ask you something? You're all church going folk. I really want to ask you something. Do you think God knew what He was doing when He created...woman? Huh? No shit! I really want to know. Or do you think it was another one of His...minor mistakes like Earthquakes. Tidal waves. Floods! Think women are like that? What's the matter? You don't think God makes mistakes? Course He does. We all make mistakes! Of course when we make mistakes they call it evil! When God makes mistakes, they call it nature! So what do you think? Women. A mistake?! Or did He DO IT TO US, ON PURPOSE? Because I really want to know! Because if it's a mistake maybe we can do something about it! Find a cure! Invent a vaccine! Build up our immune system! Get a little exercise! You know, twenty push-ups a day, and you never have to be afflicted with women, EVER AGAIN!"

LOL.